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He provided the best business model for the church. Eliminate prophecy Introduce policy Create a theme - “Covenant ________” Rebrand the old, hang up the bothersome (to him) ideas. Remind everyone he is in charge. Spend money on the illusion of growth Build a personal legacy. Out live Elder Packer Th ...

Good point Nibbler. I’m old enough to think back as a kid listening to conference at the stake center via satellite and recognizing them by voice. Yet I can’t recall many of their talks other than the classics like Benson’s 14 fundamentals and Bednar’s pickle. Seems most of the talks are word salad a ...

After a bit of research it appears it’s fairly common amongst Mormon practice. Key Historical Interregnums Before 2025 Here are some past interregnums (examples) where the Church went through that process: Joseph Smith ~ June 27, 1844 ~3 years, 6 months Long delay before Brigham Young became P ...

If I was the PR Director for the church… I would have suggested Elder Oaks say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING about temple announcements. With the death of President Nelson, the members would have expected something from Elder Oaks, but saying nothing would have set the precedent and solidified that The Lord, ...

And Mopag… tell me more about the raspberry liquor you’re adding to your lemonade. Asking for ̶S̶y̶s̶t̶e̶r̶ ̶R̶y̶d̶e̶r̶ a friend

I think he's given GC talks before. Maybe he'll get a spot in the Q12? If he's actually related to Jeff Holland, I would count on it. Son, I believe Nepo baby! I’d sustain a Holland Holland apostolic quorum. Think of the family reunion chatter around the dinner table. Jeff Junior… please take your s ...

Hey Bishop! Give us an update… Hey Red! I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling a ...

Hey Bishop! Give us an update… Hey Red! I'll have to make a new post with some more information. I was released a few weeks ago when our ward was closed as part of a multi-stake boundary change. Its really the best result I could have hoped for, I'm now coasting in a new ward/stake with no calling a ...

græy wrote: ↑Sun Oct 05, 2025 9:26 am Good morning, friends! It has been a long time!

Hey Bishop! Give us an update…

Holland needs to be retired.

He’s slobbering while talking about evidence. You just need spit and dirt and you can see!

Sad he’s trying to sing and his battery is running low.

Two questions here: From a Legal point of view… are the hard assets, real estate, Bednar’s hair, and cash accounts owned by the corporation and upon the death of Nelson the next guy up (Oaks) assumes the role of church president and chairman of the board/Prophet? Or was Nelson the Corporate Sole own ...

A bit of AI humor: asked AI to come up with a few courses to supplement the fair conference. FAITH-PROMOTING EXPLANATIONS 101 Credit Hours: 3 Learn to lovingly deflect complex historical issues with phrases like “We don’t know all the reasons” and “Ask God.” Final project: write a devotional that mak ...

Ashly Stone Live Recording of the Come Back Podcast (Is this a real podcast?) Moderated by Jennifer Roach Lees Panel Discussion with the Women of Ward Radio: The Role of Women in Defending the Church (There are actually several sessions aimed at women. Kind of weird.) It’s a real podcast. Syster R ...

https://religionnews.com/2025/06/16/the-lds-historical-department-just-published-an-1886-polygamy-revelation/ Has anyone else seen this? It’s another interesting data point that shows institutional dishonesty at its finest. It implicates another prophet long ago who was either wrong or the church f ...

Sorry for your loss Alas. I typically choose to find the humor in most of life’s difficult situations. The man boobs in your story made me chuckle. May 3rd is an important anniversary date for me. I’ll celebrate the life of your lesbian daughter in law in my thoughts going forward along the way. It’s ...

Bishop!

How much longer do you need to serve?

Our bishop just changed last week after 5 and a half years!

The new guy is probably ok and will leave us the hell alone.

Hoping you don’t get released and make the high council or worse…. Stake President!

Ha ha ha ha ha ha….

Imagine you are a Jaredite. On January first you seal yourself into your barge, along with your family, livestock, barrels of live fish, hives of bees . . . . I recently learned randomly that honeybees were introduced to the Americas in the 17th century. What this means, I guess, is that the ...

One of the dumbest discussions in my TBM head was around succession of the Pope. The LDS church was the one true church simply because of the succession of the next apostle upon death of the prophet. God had already planned out who was next. Meanwhile, the leadership of the great and abominable ...

Looks like the church lost it’s lawsuit against the insurance companies. You know it’s bad when people are rooting for the insurance company! https://www.reddit.com/r/exmormon/s/UXQ96tmOy8 Think of all the tithing money you paid with the expectation it was helping the needy and building the kingdom o ...

What words of comfort, wisdom, and cheer will be given in these uncertain times at the upcoming general conference? And will the general, I mean president Nelson speak? odds? Shut up and do as I tell you! If you are not happy doing that, it's your fault. I think that will summarize the whole ...