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Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:33 pm**

Any women speakers?

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:26 pm**

2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:33 pm Any women speakers?

No and it doesn't look like there will be any in the general sessions today. Womens session is tonight.

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:38 pm**

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 2:26 pm
2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:33 pm Any women speakers?
No and it doesn't look like there will be any in the general sessions today. Womens session is tonight.

Oh I'm sure it will be most mansplaining tonight too.

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 3:54 pm**

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 9:41 am Prediction: the new schedule will be accompanied by a new lesson schedule that abandons the 4-year rotating scripture study and replaces it with prophet worship lessons.

We just had that with the Teachings of the Prophets in PH and RS the last 15 some years. I sure hope you are wrong the prophet worship and abandoning the rotating 4 year cycle.

What I would like to see instead of studying the BOM, NT, etc. is Study various Topics, Like Sacrament, Forgiveness, Tithing, etc.

Maybe someday. Maybe ?

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 4:06 pm**

SincereInquirer wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:42 pm
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 10:23 am I really want to touch his hair. Like pet his head.

I'm high
Logged in just to say this was the best post ever. It is awesome when you get to that perfect spot.

I have decided that if I could just get high beforehand, I could handle going to church or watching conference again. Only problem is my DW would figure it out pretty quick because I would just laugh uncontrollably the whole time...

Instead, I just have to lurk here to get the general flavor of what BS I am going to have to hear for the next month.

Thanks all for the updates.

I'm probably going to be really embarrassed about this when my prescription runs out. But I am like still obsessing about his hair. I want to make petting his head one of my life goals. And I want a COB spy to read this and then have to notify Bednar and his security team that a drugged up, apostate, Pagan wants to pet his head.

Posted: **Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:23 pm**

Pet. Pet. Pet. ***SMACK*** Should go something like that.

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:40 am**

SincereInquirer wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 1:04 pm
Random wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 12:44 pm Hey, SincereInquirer, your avatar is your Halloween unveiling, right? I knew we had some general authorities who were secretly part of us.
You caught me! I will be bringing the iStone with me to show at the next session.

I will expound on this more in my upcoming talk, but remind all of you other sincere inquirers "that Internet information does not have a “truth” filter. Some information, no matter how convincing, is simply not true."

Be careful out there and stay thirsty my friends.

Love it!

Posted: **Sun Oct 07, 2018 8:40 am**

The Beast wrote: ↑Sat Oct 06, 2018 5:23 pm Pet. Pet. Pet. ***SMACK*** Should go something like that.

I concur.

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