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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:37 am
by græy
Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:35 am
græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:35 am
JC: 32
JS: 37
N: 22
That's pretty close, closer than I would have thought!
Kids are quite distracting, so I hope I'm somewhat accurate. In this ambiguously defined count.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:38 am
by Hagoth
I just searched all conference talks for "covenant path." It was coined by D. Todd Christopheson in 2009 and was used 3 times in the 2000s and 103 times in the 2010s.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:38 am
by Corsair
Is it appropriate to wave a certified N95 mask during the Hosanna Shout?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:40 am
by MoPag
Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:38 am
Is it appropriate to wave a certified N95 mask during the Hosanna Shout?
Yes. yes it is.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:40 am
by MoPag
Crying already?!
Come on!!!
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:42 am
by wtfluff
Maybe the Hosanna Mumble imbibes super special powers into the hankies, then all the believers will tie the hankies around their faces, and be immune?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:43 am
by AdmiralHoldo
"Open quote"? Does that sound silly to anyone besides me?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am
by 2bizE
Why do I feel like eating a nice steak salad?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am
by rincewind
If the intent is to wave some precious and costly, we should use toilet paper
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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:45 am
by MoPag
wtfluff wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:42 am
Maybe the Hosanna Mumble imbibes super special powers into the hankies, then all the believers will tie the hankies around their faces, and be immune?
I wouldn't be surprised if some TBMS actually do this.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:45 am
by MoPag
rincewind wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am
If the intent is to wave some precious and costly, we should use toilet paper
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Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:45 am
by MoPag
2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:44 am
Why do I feel like eating a nice steak salad?
That sounds really good....
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:45 am
by Mormorrisey
Well it's not that memorable. Sis M. is currently asleep!
To give her a break, though, she was up with an anxious kid during the night, so she made a good decision. But so far, this is a snoozefest.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am
by nibbler
"Bosom"
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am
by MoPag
-10 for us vs the world. We do NOT need that right now.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am
by græy
Where is he getting these "signs of the times" from?
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am
by græy
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:46 am
-10 for us vs the world. We do NOT need that right now.
Ditto, -10 from me too.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:48 am
by 2bizE
My TBM wife laughs every time it shows the leaders sitting 10 feet apart...
I get SHushed if I try to point out any facts...
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:48 am
by nibbler
-1000 for saying that Joseph knew he had to find the true church to gain forgiveness.
No, make that -10,000.
Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 10:50 am
by Mormorrisey
Ah, the Mormon sense of self-importance. How did the first vision change the world, exactly?