Re: Humor to Soften Truth
Posted: Sun May 19, 2019 4:25 pm
				
				






A place to love and accept the people who think about and live Mormonism on their own terms.
http://www.newordermormon.net/







 ) and realize that wasn’t just your imagination.  You are officially invited to an actual group called, “LDS Skinny Dippers” - addressing porn directly - no more beating around the bush!
 ) and realize that wasn’t just your imagination.  You are officially invited to an actual group called, “LDS Skinny Dippers” - addressing porn directly - no more beating around the bush!  
 
 
Hahahaha. Beating around the bush.Newme wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:26 am Close your eyes (just for a second because you need to read this)... and imagine...
You’re among other Mormons. Someone says a prayer, then someone leads everyone in singing. People take turns talking. Sounds familiar? Except picture everyone naked and in water.
Now open your eyes (wider) and realize that wasn’t just your imagination. You are officially invited to an actual group called, “LDS Skinny Dippers” - addressing porn directly - no more beating around the bush!
http://ldssdf.org/v2/
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/e4/26/41e4 ... 0ba570.jpg
This reminds me of a returned missionary speaking in sacrament meeting. He had a companion that was really difficult to live with, so he did that and got 1 Nephi 4:12Newme wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 7:28 pm Someone posted this & cracked me up..:
“When I was investigating the Church, a member told me "A good way to get insight from God is to ask a question, let your Scriptures fall open and point to a random verse and read it. "
I really hadn't heard that before or since, but I tried it. " Is the Mormon Church 'True'"
15 ¶ Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
I wonder if I should've paid attention...”





hmb wrote: ↑Sat Jun 22, 2019 4:16 amHahahaha. Beating around the bush.Newme wrote: ↑Sat Jun 01, 2019 5:26 am Close your eyes (just for a second because you need to read this)... and imagine...
You’re among other Mormons. Someone says a prayer, then someone leads everyone in singing. People take turns talking. Sounds familiar? Except picture everyone naked and in water.
Now open your eyes (wider) and realize that wasn’t just your imagination. You are officially invited to an actual group called, “LDS Skinny Dippers” - addressing porn directly - no more beating around the bush!
http://ldssdf.org/v2/
https://i.pinimg.com/736x/41/e4/26/41e4 ... 0ba570.jpg
I wonder what my 90+ year old father would say to this site? He won't even wear short sleeves.
 
 Random wrote: ↑Wed Aug 07, 2019 8:23 pmThis reminds me of a returned missionary speaking in sacrament meeting. He had a companion that was really difficult to live with, so he did that and got 1 Nephi 4:12Newme wrote: ↑Tue May 21, 2019 7:28 pm Someone posted this & cracked me up..:
“When I was investigating the Church, a member told me "A good way to get insight from God is to ask a question, let your Scriptures fall open and point to a random verse and read it. "
I really hadn't heard that before or since, but I tried it. " Is the Mormon Church 'True'"
15 ¶ Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.
I wonder if I should've paid attention...”
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12 And it came to pass that the Spirit said unto me again: Slay him, for the Lord hath delivered him into thy hands;
 
  
   
  
   He assured us that he discarded that advice.
 He assured us that he discarded that advice.I've used tarot cards. There are a lot of "fluffy" ones out there, but I came across a deck that was frighteningly accurate.Occasionally, when I’m puzzled about something and really need help in considering other ways of looking at things, I do rune cards. If many TBMs knew I used any type of “divination” tool, they’d look down on me. And yet, they engage in their own divination method of bibliomancy.
Sadly, my sister has used it to decide to split and break the hearts of her many children.

Thanks for your humor & empathy.Random wrote: ↑Thu Aug 15, 2019 3:27 pm
He assured us that he discarded that advice.
I've used tarot cards. There are a lot of "fluffy" ones out there, but I came across a deck that was frighteningly accurate.Occasionally, when I’m puzzled about something and really need help in considering other ways of looking at things, I do rune cards. If many TBMs knew I used any type of “divination” tool, they’d look down on me. And yet, they engage in their own divination method of bibliomancy.
Sadly, my sister has used it to decide to split and break the hearts of her many children.