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				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:25 am
				by nibbler
				The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
				by AllieOop
				MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am
Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
 
Seriously????
Weird.... 

 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
				by MoPag
				Red Ryder wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:24 am
græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:10 am
What's with the broccoli / cauliflower arrangement behind the podium?
 
It’s a replica of the sacred grove!
 
The sacred broccoli grove... That will get you your vitamins
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:27 am
				by Corsair
				My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward.  And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
				by Mormorrisey
				I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account.  Man, there's so many to choose from!
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
				by MoPag
				nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:25 am
The first of what will probably be many Joseph Smith adulation talks.
 
			
		
				
			 
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				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
				by græy
				"Let's talk about how the 4 accounts are similar..."
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
				by wtfluff
				AllieOop wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:26 am
MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:23 am
Get your white hankies out! We are doing a hosanna shout after this session.
 
Seriously????
Weird.... 
 
 
They're going to use the Hosanna Mumble™ to rebuke the pandemic?
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
				by Red Ryder
				Do you need a current temple recommend to do the hanky shout?
Dammit Hank!
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:29 am
				by MoPag
				Mormorrisey wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:28 am
I'm giving Ballard a -5 if he only quotes from the one first vision account.  Man, there's so many to choose from!
 
Seriously... spice it up Ballard!!!
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:30 am
				by 2bizE
				Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:31 am
				by MoPag
				2bizE wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:30 am
Ballard forgot to include that they did treasure digging
 
Yes!  he could have turn this into an Indiana Jones themed talk.  Come on Ballard...
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am
				by græy
				I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
				by MoPag
				græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am
I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
 
Same... I kind of feel like this talk is going to flat line....
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
				by MoPag
				This is like a boring history lecture. 

 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
				by nibbler
				What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?
			 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:35 am
				by Mormorrisey
				græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:32 am
I don't know whether to give extra points for some details from other accounts, or subtract points for only including the useless points from those visions...
 
Now I'm conflicted too.
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:35 am
				by nibbler
				MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
This is like a boring history lecture. 
 
 
Yeah.
"We've all read Joseph Smith History during Sunday School, every few weeks in fact."
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:36 am
				by Hagoth
				nibbler wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:34 am
What's the Joseph/Jesus count up to now?
 
How many points do you give a 20-minute nonstop Joseph monologue?
 
			
					
				Re: Saturday Morning NOMference Thread!!!!
				Posted: Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:36 am
				by MoPag
				Corsair wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 9:27 am
My wife and daughters will be out doing the Hosanna Shout and I expect this will be weird and awkward.  And yet, I simply have to see how the go about doing it dressed in pajamas.
 
I'm going to use my pagan alter cloth as my hankie.