NOM

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:40 pm Didn't Elder Groberg claim to bring someone back to life on his mission? Wasn't there a whole book about that...and a movie?

Yeah and as recently as the 1970s, some father brought his dead son back to life using the priesthood and also by not looking at porn.

Wilcox

Some more toxic perfectionism

I feel like he makes motivational posters n his spare time.

The church: we don't apologize, we've never done anything wrong

Also the church: apologize when you do things wrong

Ooooooookay

ETA: I'm assuming the pr0n talk is a subtle middle finger to Natasha Helfer

ETA again: not even really all that subtle

Dog gone porno...it's causing a bunch of guilt. It's stopping people from resurrecting people. Most importantly its making people think that the church has a problem....


Which of course it does.

Slipping up once a month or two is hardly a serious problem.

OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

Ok...

Damon has a problem with pornography...and this guys says that God was probably up there thinking;
"Look how far Damon has cum!"


LOL. Who proofreads these things...I'm laughing my ass off.

It allows Damon to focus on incremental growth...this is how we get 5 inches to seem like 7".

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:59 pm OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

Or "get on top of it"

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:59 pm OH MY GOD please do not use the term "he blew it again" WHEN YOU ARE TALKING ABOUT PR0N

I heard that one too...lol!

Oh this is so hilariously bad

When the young man gets old enough that his hormone levels decrease, the miracle will occur and he will no longer be tempted by pron.

Kyungu

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:04 pmKyungu

I like his accent. I find it really calming.

blazerb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:05 pm

AdmiralHoldo wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 5:02 pm When they say "we're living in a world of 'confusion' " they're talking about the existence of gay people, right? I think 95% of the time I hear that term it's a thinly veiled complaint that the gays don't stay in the closet where they belong.

Maybe they're trying to get us to listen to more classic Genesis tunes.

I think you may be on to something there, Blazerb. Seems legit.

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:05 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:04 pmKyungu

I like his accent. I find it really calming.

Yes!!! It's very nice.

Nash

Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.

blazerb wrote: ↑Sat Oct 02, 2021 6:14 pm Nash just needed to talk to a physicist.

Yes.