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				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:19 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				HOAX!
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 am
				by MoPag
				His voice makes me sick to my stomach!
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				How is your church different than other Christian church?  
Oh, Oh!  I know, I know!  Pick me!!!
Our church isn't really a Christian Church.  In fact, it isn't really a church.  It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.  
Is that the right answer?
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:23 am
				by MoPag
				lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:21 am
How is your church different than other Christian church?  
Oh, Oh!  I know, I know!  Pick me!!!
Our church isn't really a Christian Church.  In fact, it isn't really a church.  It is a real estate development company masquerading as a church for tax benefits and to grift from the gullible.  
Is that the right answer?
 
Ding Ding Ding!!! Winner winner chicken dinner!!!
 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:25 am
				by MoPag
				The Celestial Kingdom is so cooolllll!!
Single people and Gays can f- off
-150
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
				by MoPag
				Oh, Trans and non-binary people can f- off too! -150
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				Isn't it funny how God's plan reflects the the same degree of homophobia as the old white guys in Salt Lake?
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
				by alas
				Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?  
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage.  I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference?  And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen?  Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:27 am
				by MoPag
				Now  

  he's going to make out with a copy of Fam Proc!
 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:27 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				Here's the deal Dalin.  If you and your homophobia are going to be in the Celestial Kingdom, then I'll pass.
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:28 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				alas wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?  
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage.  I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference?  And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen?  Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
 
You can always come join us Alas!  You always make it better!
 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:28 am
				by MoPag
				alas wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:26 am
Lost and Mopage, are you the only two watching conference?  
I was working outside and walked past the garage where my husband said he would be cleaning the garage.  I heard primary voice, and thought, is today Conference?  And why is my husband hiding the fact that he wants to listen?  Have I been that negative when he has watched it in the house?
Ummmmm, time to repent and be nicer to my sweety.
 
GURLLLL... They are on one today!!!
 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:30 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				I propose we change the name of the church to the 
The Church of Rusty Nelson of Latter-day Saints.  We haven't had a talk yet that doesn't quote him, and yet several that haven't quoted Christ.
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:30 am
				by MoPag
				Kissing Nelson's dying a$$.... This guy... Lord have mercy!!!
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:35 am
				by MoPag
				Ugh! please sit down. I'm sick of you!!!!
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:36 am
				by lostinmiddlemormonism
				MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:35 am
Ugh! please sit down. I'm sick of you!!!!
 
well thats two hours of my life I'll never get back.
 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:39 am
				by MoPag
				Keeping my fingers crossed for a talk within a prayer cause I think those are funny...
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:39 am
				by MoPag
				Oh he's goin for it!
			 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:40 am
				by MoPag
				Oh it's a suck up talk within a prayer!!!! How did I get so lucky?   

 
			
					
				Re: NOMference Saturday morning Fall 2023
				Posted: Sat Sep 30, 2023 10:41 am
				by MoPag
				F-ck Yes!!!!  This is hilarious!!!  
