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Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:42 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:40 am
I'm technically watching conference, but also simultaneously holding 2 separate text conversations with members whose lives are falling apart this morning and "need the bishop's advice"
(Just for reference, these two individuals are ALWAYS in self-made crisis mode.)
Do I still get conference credit even though I'm not really catching anything being talked about?
Suffering through any of it lays up treasures of blessing in heaven.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:45 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Is there like any thread to this talk at all or is it a series of anecdotal stories?
lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:46 am
by MoPag
+10 for sharing non-U.S. stories. +10 for highlighting a healthier ministering narrative than checking boxes.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:47 am
by MoPag
-15 for being creepy about girls in swimsuits.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:47 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Ok. That story did NOT happen!
No young man goes up to a young woman and says you are Hot why are you wearing a modest swimsuit. 100% bullshit story!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:48 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:45 am
Is there like any thread to this talk at all or is it a series of anecdotal stories?
lost
He was probably trying to write a talk, then was like F it! I'm just gonna tell stories and hope no one notices.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:48 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:47 am
Ok. That story did NOT happen!
No young man goes up to a young woman and says you are Hot why are you wearing a modest swimsuit. 100% bullshit story!
-lost
5000% creep vibes
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:49 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
"More are saying they are ministering than those that are being ministered to". No shit Sherlock, because your culture encourages lying.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:51 am
by græy
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:49 am
"More are saying they are ministering than those that are being ministered to". No shit Sherlock, because your culture encourages lying.
-lost
My thought too. This is a well known circumstance and the reasons behind it are very well understood.
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:55 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
2 cooks in the same session
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 9:59 am
by MoPag
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Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:00 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
He can't get through the first minute without referencing Rusty!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:01 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Then a humble brag about where the church has sent me and how successful I have been there as a missionary.
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:01 am
by MoPag
Wow he is so special for all the missions he served blah blah blah....
-20
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:02 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
less than 30% are alive or active
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:04 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
They talk about miracles at conference and this is truly a miracle. It is astounding and miraculous that Quentin Cook can even deliver this talk with his tongue so firmly inserted into Rusty's backside!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:05 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:04 am
They talk about miracles at conference and this is truly a miracle. It is astounding and miraculous that Quentin Cook can even deliver this talk with his tongue so firmly inserted into Rusty's backside!
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:06 am
by Conman52
That's funny lost in the middle !!
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:10 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Now that we are struggling with attendance and retention and tithing revenues are down the African's are now welcome. Rusty said so!
I swear they are so homophobic because they are deflecting...
-lost
Re: NOMference Saturday Morning Spring 2023!!
Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2023 10:11 am
by nibbler
The boredom dial just got turned up to 11.
Is-rhul, Is-rhul, Is-rhul.