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Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:07 pm Renlund

Get you coffee folks...

He is like Elder Scott.

græy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:04 pm JC: 35
JS: 23
N: 2

I gave McCune 15 JC points for his fake JC/church talk.

I'm legit happy that Jesus is winning.

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.

What the hell?

This story...

Another reminder that medical science is the real miracle.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm What the hell?

This story...

RFM's General Conference death march continues.

Quite a leap from heart transplant to Alma.

+10 for making it clear that Grandson being hit by a train was NOT caused by their prayers for Grandpa to get a heart. I think that's an important point to make right now. God DIDN'T send the Corona virus to get Mormons to spend more time with their family. Sh*t just happens sometimes.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.

TheLordisattheHelm.png

Nope. Wrong boat. There's a gay guy on board.

$120k+ retirement package doesn't hurt to draw you to Christ either, eh?

It's like he had a story he really wanted to tell and needed it embellish it with a bunch of gospel-y stuff.

I think he is also conflating God with the church. When we remember God and Christ, we will not think too hard about what the GA's say.

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:15 pm

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:10 pm

Hagoth wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:08 pm Stay in the leaky boat with the old guy who feeds you stale crackers and steers in circles.

TheLordisattheHelm.png

Nope. Wrong boat. There's a gay guy on board.

Fixed it

MoPag wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2020 2:18 pm Fixed it

That's it! Check out Bart's cogdis.

Tai

Arrgh! The picture book with the racist pictures?

Is that the BoM stories book with the racist captions? Or the new one?

Wow, that was a powerful revelation. If a flight attendant says "Biscoff? That's a great cookie," does that carry the same weight?

This is more of a snoozefest than the last one.