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				SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
				by Meilingkie
				So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
So people are not going down quietly.
I like this, a lot
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:26 pm
				by Bloodhound98
				Awesome!!!!! Keep this post updated!!
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
				by LostMormon
				Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  

 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:43 pm
				by Silver Girl
				I love the "in-your-face" spirit of the Dutch. Love it. I almost wish I could move there.
Does this mean the branch members actually believe in the church and want to keep attending locally (rather than commuting?)?  Were there any further implications to the invitation for the SP to self-abuse?  Exactly how was that phrased?
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
				by Red Ryder
				LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  

 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 5:16 pm
				by achilles
				Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  
 
 
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:21 pm
				by LostMormon
				Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  
 
 
hmm,  I don't think that's quite right, lol.
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 6:41 pm
				by 2bizE
				Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  
 
 
I wish members of my stake were that bold to speak their mind to the SP.  It's not really in the Utah Mormon culture.
I translated this phrase "Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel." into Utah Mormon and it means "that is so unfortunate."
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:11 pm
				by moksha
				Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
Branch members told him to go f himself. 
 
Wonder if we could chalk this up to youthful idealism, that Branch members think of their church as something more than an item on a balance sheet?
Rome niet verkruimelen in een dag.
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:23 pm
				by Meilingkie
				Silver Girl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:43 pm
Does this mean the branch members actually believe in the church and want to keep attending locally (rather than commuting?)?  Were there any further implications to the invitation for the SP to self-abuse?  Exactly how was that phrased?
 
Well the members all refused to sustain the motion to close the branch. They told him to take his silly plans elsewhere.
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:33 pm
				by 2bizE
				Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:23 pm
Silver Girl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:43 pm
Does this mean the branch members actually believe in the church and want to keep attending locally (rather than commuting?)?  Were there any further implications to the invitation for the SP to self-abuse?  Exactly how was that phrased?
 
Well the members all refused to sustain the motion to close the branch. They told him to take his silly plans elsewhere.
 
Wow.  They all didn't vote unanimously in favor of the SPs wishes.  Imagine that.
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:42 am
				by moksha
				2bizE wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:33 pm
Wow.  They all didn't vote unanimously in favor of the SPs wishes.  Imagine that.
 
Even though in Mormon physiology the autonomic nervous response is to raise a hand to the square, this response can be overridden by higher thought processes when properly stimulated.
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:06 pm
				by deacon blues
				moksha wrote: ↑Fri Mar 31, 2017 8:42 am
2bizE wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 10:33 pm
Wow.  They all didn't vote unanimously in favor of the SPs wishes.  Imagine that.
 
Even though in Mormon physiology the autonomic nervous response is to raise a hand to the square, this response can be overridden by higher thought processes when properly stimulated.
 
Who'd a thunk it? 

 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:08 pm
				by FiveFingerMnemonic
				This type of rebelious collective behavior seems unprecedented in modern times. What does a dejected SP do in this situation, get an apostle to come help?
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 12:46 pm
				by Meilingkie
				Well, we have Uchtdorf visiting his Stake (and mine) in 2 weeks time......
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:16 pm
				by redjay
				I feel bad for Uchtdorf. 
He must know he's got nothing, there is nothing he can do. Whereas I see the other lot as nepotistic morridor blinkered corporate lackeys, I think Uchtdorf is more aware of how people out of the bubble think. Maybe I've just been listening to all the other transitioning mormons who say that Bednar is a lizard shifting reptilian and Pilot Uchty is the best out of the lot.
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 1:18 pm
				by Korihor
				Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 9:23 pm
Silver Girl wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:43 pm
Does this mean the branch members actually believe in the church and want to keep attending locally (rather than commuting?)?  Were there any further implications to the invitation for the SP to self-abuse?  Exactly how was that phrased?
 
Well the members all refused to sustain the motion to close the branch. They told him to take his silly plans elsewhere.
 
Wait, they vote on this stuff? I thought it was more "this is what we're doing" and less "is this OK with you?"
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Fri Mar 31, 2017 3:49 pm
				by LostMormon
				It's probably like sustaining the rest of the leaders, It's just a formality, they don't really have a choice, and voting nay just gets you a trip to the Principals office.  It probably won't change the outcome, just sounds like they are bringing in a bigger hammer.
			 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:52 am
				by Just This Guy
				Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
Meilingkie wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:17 pm
So last weekend The Hague SP visited Den Helder branch to announce the closing.
Branchmembers told him to go f himself.
 
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  
 
 
Damn!  The translation for that needs a NSFW warning!
 
			
					
				Re: SP going back to his drawingboard
				Posted: Sat Apr 01, 2017 1:20 pm
				by The Beast
				Just This Guy wrote: ↑Sat Apr 01, 2017 2:52 am
Red Ryder wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 4:17 pm
LostMormon wrote: ↑Thu Mar 30, 2017 2:31 pm
whats the dutch equivalent for that?  
 
 
Godverdomme Krijg de pleuris dikzak flikker zuig mijn lul sukkel.
Or something like that.  
 
 
Damn!  The translation for that needs a NSFW warning!
 
Yes, but just who is the "fat man?"