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Prophet Alert
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 2:44 pm
by Red Ryder
THIS IS A TEST of the Celestial Wireless Emergency Alert System. Total obedience is needed.
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 3:00 pm
by Corsair
This sounds like a line you would give right before you tell me you need to marry my teenage daughter.
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 4:11 pm
by wtfluff
I was hoping we would get a chance to vote or something with the Presidential, uh... I mean Prophet Alert.
Something along the lines of:
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
by SIWL
I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
by Hagoth
SIWL wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:07 am
by MoPag
Hagoth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
"Now get out of the room Wendy so Jebus can talk to me!!!!"
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 9:17 am
by RubinHighlander
Hagoth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
Also, try to sneak it into the handbook and hope nobody notices. After it's leaked to the public, then it becomes canonized into the the holy book of talk to the hand.
Re: Prophet Alert
Posted: Thu Oct 04, 2018 1:13 pm
by Emower
Hagoth wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 8:07 pm
SIWL wrote: ↑Wed Oct 03, 2018 5:13 pm
I have a feeling that the alert went off because the current title holder wants to prophecy more than anyone else I've seen.....Just a gut feeling (as opposed to true revelation), but I think we'll see some "prophecy" this coming weekend.
From what little we've heard, the process of prophesy now takes the forms of a) reviewing policy proposals from Kirton and McConkie and b) "grab a pen and paper, Wendy, a thought just popped into my head."
"Whoa there Wendy, I dont keep pens in my pants pocket!"