NOM

Good morning! We are over halfway through. Yay!!!

MoPag, I admire your stamina in making through last night's session. Same for all who endured that shite show.

blazerb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 8:59 am MoPag, I admire your stamina in making through last night's session. Same for all who endured that shite show.

I'm not gonna lie, I cried last night after women's session. That's how bad it was

And we wake up to Oaks conducting

Barf

H.OAKS.

One mention of Rusty so far. I'm going to keep a running count of Rusty vs Jesus references this session as well as quotes. Mentions in prayers and closing of talks do not count.

-lost

+10 for good musical selections so far this session.

MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:00 am I'm not gonna lie, I cried last night after women's session. That's how bad it was

I am so sorry

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:03 am +10 for good musical selections so far this session.

Should we make a pool? I'll take 22 times.

blazerb wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:05 am

lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:03 am +10 for good musical selections so far this session.

Should we make a pool? I'll take 22 times.

I'm sorry. This was supposed to go with the running tally of RMN mentions.

Christofferson

I feel certain that he is about to turn "have faith in God" to "you must do what we tell you."

Wasn't it you bastards who told us that God would bless us if we were obedient? That there is a law irrevocably decried in heaven?
-20

Ahh, wait...you mean it doesn't work the way you've told us. So blessing are not predicated upon obedience to the law upon which it is predicated? So if I want good grades maybe I SHOULD study on the sabbath? Or if I want to have some spare money maybe I don't HAVE to pay tithing to have that...hmmmmmm.....

Cnsl1 wrote: ↑Sun Apr 03, 2022 9:15 am Wasn't it you bastards who told us that God would bless us if we were obedient? That there is a law irrevocably decried in heaven?
-20

OMG yes!!! This is some massive gaslighting!! -25

So God's love is conditional, and his blessings are up to him? Mormon God is a fickle fellow.

This is going to make for one dismal SM talk.

You won't necessarily get blessings from doing what we tell you, but it's still important for your happiness, so do it. But.. don't expect it to be easy or that things will go your way. You'll get your blessings after you die. -20

Not to disparage lawyers, but D Todd sure likes to cover God's liabilities. Another -25.

This talk is depressing as sh!t

God telling Alma not to save the burning women and children. -100

Using that dumb ass story in a general conf quote. -1000