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Just in case anyone is checking the board - I will start this as a place holder. I haven't looked for his talk yet (supposed to be on the main Org site).

If there's no participation, I will just quietly slip out the door...

They've started - Come Follow Me is the opening hymn (no hidden message there, huh?).

Oh ugh. They are both going to talk. I bet Sis. Nelson is going to say something homophobic.

Who is that guy who introduced the choir, etc.?

Silver Girl wrote:Who is that guy who introduced the choir, etc.?

A BYU SP I think...

"Aunt Wendy" is telling us about martial intimacy.

In case you're reading but not commenting - Mrs. N is giving a pep talk about the health benefits to being pure and how that leads to true marital intimacy. Avoid the evil pornography thing.

BINGO - there is is - marriage is between a husband and wife.

The HG needs to be involved in your martial intimacy.

Omigosh - a "swing" represents the joy of their marriage? Does she not know the term, "Swinger" ???

Wow I didn't hear anything homophobic from Sis. Nelson. But I might have missed something. Here we go with Nelson!

Maybe the purpose of the special talk is to increase the rate of marriage and the number of babies? Perfect place to do it - to a bunch of teenagers who can't afford anything & need to finish their educations.

He did not just say the prophets are better that Gandhi and Mother Theresa.

Gandhi should have married a few teenage virgins & wives of other men - then he might have been in the running. Mother Teresa - well - a woman. You know how that goes.

Silver Girl wrote:Gandhi should have married a few teenage virgins & wives of other men - then he might have been in the running. Mother Teresa - well - a woman. You know how that goes.

^^^


Now he's just name dropping and telling us how cool he is.

Silver Girl wrote:Omigosh - a "swing" represents the joy of their marriage? Does she not know the term, "Swinger" ???

Bow chicka bow bow.

Cool! Study what Jesus did - he threw out the money changers! He didn't believe in lying! I can go for that.

Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

MoPag wrote:Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

Apparently, we need the prophets to say things, and Nelson to clarify that what they said was revelation. Two-stage prophecy. We are in the age of redundancy - backup servers, etc.

"President Nelson" ??? She is a prophetess?

Silver Girl wrote:

MoPag wrote:Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

Apparently, we need the prophets to say things, and Nelson to clarify that what they said was revelation. Two-stage prophecy. We are in the age of redundancy - backup servers, etc.

That seems to be what he does. Last year he said the hate policy was revelation, now he says fam proc is revelation too. Although I wonder if they will change it in the written version. I think Packer said that too (that fam proc is revelation) and they later changed it to "inspiration."