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NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:55 am
by MoPag
Yesterday was a dumpster fire/sh!t show. Move over Oaks, Anderson is the new least favorite. He gave a horrifying talk in which --and I sh!t you not--he encouraged women to offer to raise the love children from their husband's affairs. Listen to RFMs recaps they are really good.
I invite all to partake:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HjDkT23DLW0
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:58 am
by MoPag
I am drinking a mint chocolate chip iced coffee, so that's good news!
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 8:59 am
by nibbler
Did it start yet? All I'm seeing is a commercial.
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:01 am
by MoPag
Eyring conducting...
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:02 am
by MoPag
Rusty is still at home...
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:02 am
by Mormorrisey
Here's to another round of "why do I do this to myself?"
Thank the baby Jesus for Mopag and NOMference to keep myself sane. And it was a dumpster fire yesterday, without a doubt.
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:03 am
by MoPag
Eyring is sitting in his chair as he conducts.
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:05 am
by nibbler
MoPag wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:02 am
Rusty is still at home...
They say he's watching conference but do you think he nods off as much as I do during these sessions?
Do his handlers allow him to sleep, or do they nudge him awake every time a speaker mentions him?
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:08 am
by MoPag
Oh Pickles..... Susan's husband, Bednar
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:09 am
by nibbler
Is Bednar going to mention it's the literal birthday of Jesus again?
LO THERE!
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:09 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
As many of the Afossils approach end of life I see four distinct possibilities:
1. They are suffering the effects of old age and senility and they really aren't that aware of what is happening (Bensen).
2. They believe it all and they they are going to their eternal reward with anticipation and excitement. They really believe they are all that and a bag of chips.
3. They know they've made it all up and they are scared spitless.
4. They know it is all made up and they don't care because they don't think there is anything after this life.
Thoughts?
-lost
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:10 am
by MoPag
It's the church's 195th birthday. Somehow Bednar is making this boring
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:10 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
Bednar,
The Church of Jesus Christ of Latter-day Saints wasn't organized until many years later cause y'all changed the name multiple times.
-lost
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:11 am
by MoPag
lostinmiddlemormonism wrote: ↑Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:09 am
As many of the Afossils approach end of life I see four distinct possibilities:
1. They are suffering the effects of old age and senility and they really aren't that aware of what is happening (Bensen).
2. They believe it all and they they are going to their eternal reward with anticipation and excitement. They really believe they are all that and a bag of chips.
3. They know they've made it all up and they are scared spitless.
4. They know it is all made up and they don't care because they don't think there is anything after this life.
Thoughts?
-lost
I'm guessing it's a combination of 1 & 4
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:12 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
In 1832 Joseph said he only saw one personage.
-lost
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:14 am
by lostinmiddlemormonism
-10 for giving the same talk I have heard every kid with a testimony give for 50 years.
-10 because it is Susan''s husband.
+10 for not ass kissing Rusty.
-lost
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:15 am
by Mormorrisey
Pickle Dave is waaaay less entertaining than pickle Rick.
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:15 am
by nibbler
I know many people worry about what a Bednar as prophet tenure would look like but I imagine that we'll see a genuine miracle. He'll find a way to make church even more booooooooooooring.
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:19 am
by MoPag
My head hurts.....
Re: NOMference Spring 2025 Sunday Morning!!!
Posted: Sun Apr 06, 2025 9:20 am
by nibbler
One kid really likes the Bednar talk.