For and in behalf of Ugh Ugh, who is dead...
The temple work for all my ancestry has already been done back to Swanscombe Man.
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- Fri May 03, 2024 6:55 am
- Forum: Doctrinal Discussion
- Topic: Work for Neanderthal Dead
- Replies: 7
- Views: 437
- Thu May 02, 2024 11:55 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1848
Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
During these troubled times ;) I've noticed something that's fairly consistent on the main board index page: In total there are 195 users online 195 users online right now. Does that sound correct? During these periods where the sessions table has routinely crashed, I've noticed every time that I vi...
- Sat Apr 27, 2024 7:50 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
- Replies: 23
- Views: 1848
Re: We’re back! Thanks Captain Salty!
I've noticed the site is up and down quite a bit. Thanks Captain Salty for your efforts to resurrect the site each time it goes down. Just curious, any ideas what's leading to the frequent crashes? Does the host have trouble running a stable database? Or is it something similar to a DDoS attack caus...
- Fri Apr 19, 2024 7:03 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: The Mormon church is looking to crack down on... garments?!
- Replies: 40
- Views: 5494
Re: The Mormon church is looking to crack down on... garments?!
Ironically (or maybe 100% expectedly) leaders placing focus on stricter adherence to wearing garment has resulted in many, "Thanks but no thanks, and here's why." blog posts. Had the church said nothing, those blog posts and articles likely wouldn't have been written. Or at the very least, if they w...
- Wed Apr 10, 2024 1:11 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: The new throat-slitting
- Replies: 8
- Views: 887
Re: The new throat-slitting
If covenants are an if I do this then I'll you'll do that agreement and if you're no longer interested in the you'll do that part of the agreement then you're no longer beholden to the I'll do this part of the agreement. If you don't live up to the covenant, it's less infuriating a vengeful god, and...
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 1:07 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday afternoon!!!!
- Replies: 66
- Views: 2035
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday afternoon!!!!
Christofferson did a very good job of capturing the toxicity of Mormonism.
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:22 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
Sweet Merciful Jesus.
-120 billion for Oaks.
-120 billion for Oaks.
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 10:00 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
+1000
How did this guy sneak through the vetting process?
How did this guy sneak through the vetting process?
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:30 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
That's how revelations that Satan controls the water get started.
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:28 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:24 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
- Sun Apr 07, 2024 9:18 am
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
- Replies: 67
- Views: 2680
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sunday morning!!!
The only thing missing from the talk was a sock puppet to occasionally talk to kids seated in a small group right in front of the pulpit.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:42 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
I zoned out for the first hour and some of this session but so far conference has mostly been boring. More boring than usual.
Given some talks I've heard in the past, I'll take boring.
Given some talks I've heard in the past, I'll take boring.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:31 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
The elephant in the room is the priesthood ban prior to 1978 that limited black families' eternal progression and of course the ongoing priesthood ban for women.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:29 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Think celestial. There it is!
And he had the biggest smile leading up to it. So much so he flubbed the line a little. He was so excited to say it.
Bless his heart.
And he had the biggest smile leading up to it. So much so he flubbed the line a little. He was so excited to say it.
Bless his heart.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:20 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Don't rely on your Mormon pioneer heritage... that he's currently going out of his way to mention in conference and that almost certainly made it possible for him to be called as an apostle.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:17 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
I felt for sure they were going to push the whole think celestial thing a lot harder.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:13 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Serious question. Does anyone believe that the church will ever move on from saying the word "covenant" 33 times per hour?
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 2:09 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Lawdy this talk.
People go to church for 2 hours.
We have sacrament meetings.
The Elders Quorum President does interviews.
Missionaries read Preach My Gospel.
Yeah buddy, we've all been to church for more than five minutes and we picked up on all that.
Holy snooze Batman.
People go to church for 2 hours.
We have sacrament meetings.
The Elders Quorum President does interviews.
Missionaries read Preach My Gospel.
Yeah buddy, we've all been to church for more than five minutes and we picked up on all that.
Holy snooze Batman.
- Sat Apr 06, 2024 1:55 pm
- Forum: Support
- Topic: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
- Replies: 54
- Views: 1450
Re: NOMference Spring 2024 Sat afternoon!!!
Church service taking away time with family when you have cancer isn't a positive thing IMO. Even if you pull through. Even if it's for one of the prestigious callings.