Nelson Talk - Chat Thread

[Silver Girl]

Just in case anyone is checking the board - I will start this as a place holder. I haven't looked for his talk yet (supposed to be on the main Org site).

If there's no participation, I will just quietly slip out the door...

[Silver Girl]

They've started - Come Follow Me is the opening hymn (no hidden message there, huh?).

[MoPag]

Oh ugh. They are both going to talk. I bet Sis. Nelson is going to say something homophobic.

[Silver Girl]

Who is that guy who introduced the choir, etc.?

[MoPag]

Who is that guy who introduced the choir, etc.?

A BYU SP I think...

[MoPag]

"Aunt Wendy" is telling us about martial intimacy.

[Silver Girl]

In case you're reading but not commenting - Mrs. N is giving a pep talk about the health benefits to being pure and how that leads to true marital intimacy. Avoid the evil pornography thing.

BINGO - there is is - marriage is between a husband and wife.

[MoPag]

The HG needs to be involved in your martial intimacy.

[Silver Girl]

Omigosh - a "swing" represents the joy of their marriage? Does she not know the term, "Swinger" ???

[MoPag]

Wow I didn't hear anything homophobic from Sis. Nelson. But I might have missed something. Here we go with Nelson!

[Silver Girl]

Maybe the purpose of the special talk is to increase the rate of marriage and the number of babies? Perfect place to do it - to a bunch of teenagers who can't afford anything & need to finish their educations.

[MoPag]

He did not just say the prophets are better that Gandhi and Mother Theresa.

[Silver Girl]

Gandhi should have married a few teenage virgins & wives of other men - then he might have been in the running. Mother Teresa - well - a woman. You know how that goes.

[MoPag]

Gandhi should have married a few teenage virgins & wives of other men - then he might have been in the running. Mother Teresa - well - a woman. You know how that goes.

^^^


Now he's just name dropping and telling us how cool he is.

[document]

Omigosh - a "swing" represents the joy of their marriage? Does she not know the term, "Swinger" ???

Bow chicka bow bow.

[Silver Girl]

Cool! Study what Jesus did - he threw out the money changers! He didn't believe in lying! I can go for that.

[MoPag]

Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

[Silver Girl]

Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

Apparently, we need the prophets to say things, and Nelson to clarify that what they said was revelation. Two-stage prophecy. We are in the age of redundancy - backup servers, etc.

[Silver Girl]

"President Nelson" ??? She is a prophetess?

[MoPag]

Oh now Fam Proc is revelation?

Apparently, we need the prophets to say things, and Nelson to clarify that what they said was revelation. Two-stage prophecy. We are in the age of redundancy - backup servers, etc.

That seems to be what he does. Last year he said the hate policy was revelation, now he says fam proc is revelation too. Although I wonder if they will change it in the written version. I think Packer said that too (that fam proc is revelation) and they later changed it to "inspiration."