NOMference Sunday Morning SP 2022!!

[Red Ryder]

-10 for quoting from the Proclamation of Homophobia

[MoPag]

I think it was a spin on Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
but Nibbler changed it to shallow thoughts by Raz Bandy

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

current count:

Rusty Mention - 6
Rusty quote - 3

Jesus mention - 19
Jesus quote -4

Joseph Smith mention - 10
Joseph Smith quote -3

[græy]

As much as he's talking about self reliance. I guarantee that 90% of the people in my ward who are receiving fast offering support are not listening to GC. Meetings like this are useless for actually making a difference for the people who need it.

[Mormorrisey]

I think it was a spin on Deep thoughts by Jack Handy
but Nibbler changed it to shallow thoughts by Raz Bandy

Thats hilarious!

[MoPag]

Rusty!!!

[Cnsl1]

current count:

Rusty Mention - 6
Rusty quote - 3

Jesus mention - 19
Jesus quote -4

Joseph Smith mention - 10
Joseph Smith quote -3

I took Rusty over Joe in the preconf wagers, so things aren't looking good, but still better than my AZ/Duke prediction.

Good thing the $ I bet on Rusty means as much at the points I'm going to not give him in his talk.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

its like listening to Emperor Palapatine

Imagine if he could have prophesied that war was coming...spy satellites and the CIA are more prophetic than Rusty.

[græy]

nelson: +5 for finally mentioning ukraine

[MoPag]

Is he telling us to keep sweet?

[blazerb]

current count:

Rusty Mention - 6
Rusty quote - 3

Jesus mention - 19
Jesus quote -4

Joseph Smith mention - 10
Joseph Smith quote -3

I took Rusty over Joe in the preconf wagers, so things aren't looking good, but still better than my AZ/Duke prediction.

Good thing the $ I bet on Rusty means as much at the points I'm going to not give him in his talk.

I called for 22 Rusty mentions. I was way over.

[lostinmiddlemormonism]

current count:

Rusty Mention - 6
Rusty quote - 3

Jesus mention - 19
Jesus quote -4

Joseph Smith mention - 10
Joseph Smith quote -3

I took Rusty over Joe in the preconf wagers, so things aren't looking good, but still better than my AZ/Duke prediction.

Good thing the $ I bet on Rusty means as much at the points I'm going to not give him in his talk.

I called for 22 Rusty mentions. I was way over.

If it's any consolation I thought you were about right based on yesterdays sessions.

[blazerb]

If it's any consolation I thought you were about right based on yesterdays sessions.

I will expect more this afternoon when the line of 70's come to speak.

[Mormorrisey]

Veey conflicted by these messages. Peace is great, and forgiveness is great, but not by sweeping violence and abuse under the carpet. I will give a neutral zero.

[græy]

What if the conflict in my heart and life is due to the fact that I don't believe in, agree with, or want to continue church attendance?

Are you prayers still in hopes that I can end my personal conflicts?

[Mormorrisey]

Covenant path! Drink!

[MoPag]

Covenant path! Drink!

[blazerb]

Covenant path! Drink!

Please be careful about alcohol poisoning when RMN speaks.

[græy]

-10 for "covenant path"s

-5 for suggesting magic power from "ordinances'

[Mormorrisey]

Covenant path! Drink!

Please be careful about alcohol poisoning when RMN speaks.

Yeah, he's said it at least five times since I posted.